Hipster

One who carries their camera in a wooden crate, coz camera bags are way too mainstream.

Will never admit to being hipster.

Zach is wearing a plaid shirt. Such hipster

by swagow May 7, 2014

Hipster

People who apparently don't know that google exists.

Person 1: "I like this one band..... but, you know, you've probably never heard of them."

Person 2: "Don't be such a hipster, man. Gimme five seconds and a phone and I'll have heard of them."

by deathsbinky December 1, 2014

Hipster

Girls with gauges, sunglasses, goes to concerts with 311, and the dirty heads. Drives a cool jeep, smoke weed, have fake Birkenstock’s.

Meghan is such a hipster.

by Pop_eye61 August 11, 2019

Hipster

Someone who actually recognizes the country singers on The Bachelor.

Yo, Steve knew the guy singing on Blake and Becca’s date. What a hipster.

by Jim Prace January 22, 2019

hipster

1. a trendy clown
2. a social oxymoron

To become a hipster you need these fancy thick rims and a skrillex haircut to underline your independence

by jnknyfb January 20, 2017

beta-hipster

A teenage wannabe hipster who tries too hard to be different from the rest of his or her peers.

Dude: Hey Aiden, are you coming to Homecoming this Friday?

Aiden: Nah, I'm going to open mic at the Coffee Roaster that night.
Dude: You can be such a beta-hipster sometimes.

by DrDefinition December 13, 2015

Hipster Flip

A “hippie flip” (a combination of Psilocybin Mushrooms and MDMA) where the mushrooms are replaced by 4-AcO-DMT aka O-Acetylpsilocin.

Much like Hippies and Shrooms, Hipsters and Research Chemicals go hand in hand. Hence the replacement of “Hippie”.

The action of the Hipster Flip is exactly the same as a “hippie flip”, as Psilocybin and 4-AcO-DMT are both reverse metabolites (prodrugs) of Psilocin.

Guy 1: Dude, I ripped the fattest Hipster Flip at the park last weekend, the wood chips were climbing all over each other!
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I know. You sent me a video of you kissing a pile of dirt followed by a video of you trying to tell me about the wood chips where every 10 seconds you’d space out and say “I love this, man”
Guy 1: Bro yeah I was rolling fucking face. You gotta Hipster Flip bro.

~written by two guys currently Hipster Flipping

by deathtotheluddites October 1, 2023