half-cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child.

My half-cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

third cousin thrice removed

1. Great-grandparent's third cousin
2. Third cousin's great grandchild

I don't know my third cousin thrice removed

by GasparThalasso June 21, 2025

octuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and sixteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Octuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".

John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.

by xynoxis May 12, 2018

third great-cousin-nibling

Third cousin's grandchild.

My third great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

great-great-great-cousin-nibling

First cousin's great-great-grandson.

My great-great-great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Cousin

A person who is odd, not really here and seems off in everything they do. Also seems clueless to our world.

“She’s such a cousin by how she started singing this girl is on fire and said it was by Adele.”

by Dopeassoap September 27, 2018