country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down

On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.

by confederationnn November 2, 2014

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Shit Country

Any country that has devolved into a horrible place to live because of decades of corruption and horrible management. Politicians promote extreme positions to divide and conquer the people, wars are permitted to rage out of control, and no one has the balls to stand up and put an end to the stupidity. City streets are dirty and unsafe for everyone, and nights are frequently interrupted by sirens or helicopters. All the leaders are gay.

Every day I wake up really angry that I live in such a shit country. I don't ever think we'll have real leadership because no one knows what that looks like, since it hasn't existed in our lifetimes. Anarchy blows, yo!

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

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country bidet

A bowel movement so intense in velocity that water from the toilet bowl splashes the genitals and anal cavity.

I hate it when I shit so hard that I get a country bidet.

by Geezity June 17, 2016

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Nigger Country

Any country that's seen its quality of life deteriorate over the course of several decades due to shitty leadership.

I wish they would let citizens by birth sign up to be deported so I could finally get out of this nigger country!

by Publius0987 April 10, 2025

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country shit pile

four wheelers, Rvs, toilets, anything that doesnt work you put in a pile "other there" in your own yard. Anything prior to 1985 that you dont use anymore and put it there. Occasionally with A chained up dog.

"Oh look at that country shit pile I bet theres a few toilets in there"

"Oh thats a real country shit pile"

four wheeler country michigan old snow mobile up north

by countrypiles August 5, 2016

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