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Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024
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What your going to want to do guy

That guy (or gal)! Typically a neighbor. Always knows YOUR best course of action. Appears less intelligent than the "what I would have done" guy (usually not on location).
Whilst trying to figure out the assembly of a swing set you nosy neighbor peeks in to explain the obvious. Once again he proves to be the ultimate what your going to want to do guy.
by Reginald Peterson August 23, 2011
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The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>We Sense That Unisex Do Not Want The Individual Who Sensed The Unisex In THeir Lives, ANd It Is True For Eternity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>We Sense That Unisex Do Not Want The Individual Who Sensed The Unisex In THeir Lives, ANd It Is True For Eternity<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
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I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.
Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2023
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.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
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