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Knock Rocks

That goofy fist-to-fist contact that guys do instead of shaking hands. Often seen done by the 909 'bro crowd.
Bob put his hand out to shake, but Chris put his fist out thinking that Bob intended to knock rocks.
by Gloria Butterworth May 27, 2007
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Queen Of The Rocks

Queen Of The Rocks (Rocks= abbreviation for "Rocket Scientist")

Also called "QOTR"

One who is rather ditzy and has several moments of utter confusion and complex stupidity.
Jordan: Yo did you hear what that rock Gaby did?

Tyler: No, what?

Jordan: She ran into a screen door at my brothers house and broke the whole frame. I think she's the new Queen Of The Rocks!
by This_IsYourDefeat December 9, 2008
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Sausage Rock

Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.
Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.
by pxlchk1 November 23, 2011
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Chris Rock

That guy that got bitch slapped at the Oscars by Will Smith
Will Smith: "KEEP MY WIFE's NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH"
Chris Rock: "It was a G.I. Jane joke..."
by Bree_luv March 31, 2022
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Smut Rock

the genre of music in which the lyrics of normal songs are substituted out in exchange for inappropriate terms and phrases, often times of a sexual or racist nature.
Original Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause I like to steal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal

I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray

Smut Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to squeal, it likes to squeal

She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
by Dick Anuss April 23, 2009
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Wriggle the rock

A rock that also has a talent in wriggling around a lot. This rock also has an unusual addiction to canteen cheese toasties, and has a very strong open relationship with the rock.
Wriggle the rock has fallen over again.
by Wriggle the rock October 29, 2020
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Bunker Rock

Bunker rock is a genre of classical rock characterized by its apocalyptic themes. While its musical style can vary wildly, the genre is primarily identified by a sharp juxtaposition between style and thematic material. It is common to hear songs written in a major key while the lyrics reflect upon themes of death and destruction.
I sometimes feel like modern people are obsessed with the end of the world, but then I listen to some bunker rock and it reminds me that things have been this way for awhile.
by shamanticist November 18, 2019
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