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Hey it’s Michael. Kevin and jake aren’t here; they’ve left. I’m kind of terrible. No! I’m good, I’m amazing, I’m worth your time. I am awesome...... dot com

by White Privileged January 7, 2019

unpure awesomeness

1.when you are so close to pure awesomeness but mess up at the last minute

2.doing something totally awesome but it ends up hurting/killing you

3.your mistake makes your life unpure

Joe average the race car driver was so close to winning the last race of his life race and making his racing life pure awesomeness but messed up and crashed making his racing life unpure awesomeness

by F. Aggot September 12, 2009

awesome-sauce

'Awesome-sauce' sounds much better then cool, amazing, fun, and the list goes on. If you use this word, it'll get you instant likes. Why use great when you can use awesome-sauce!

"That was totally awesome-sauce dude!"

Person 1 - Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2 - Uhhh, I dunno.
Person 1 - To get to the other side!
Person 2 - Haha! That joke is awesome-sauce. Where'd you hear it?

by TheFreeRangeCookie June 26, 2018

Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator

The best game on Scratch play it now

Bro have you played DGMP's new game Awesome Man Gets Food Simulator? It's so epicenter!

by DashiellShatter April 25, 2023

awesome sauce

they gayest thing ever usually said by willum

Person A: my dad died
Willum: Awesome sauce

by MrXlacks November 19, 2023

Awesome Possium

A word use to show how awesome you are

I'm awesome possium

by Show Stopper DX May 10, 2010

awesomeness in a can

Awesomeness in a can refers to how something is really amazing and it is packaged perfectly, almost in a flawless manner. In other words, there is no risk of it going away or changing.

TYLER: Dude, the resort is all inclusive and boos are included!
MICHAEL: Bro, that is awesomeness in a can.

by SURFDUDE88 December 8, 2023