Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

Morning pastry

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry

You have a delicious morning pastry

by Otter91 November 20, 2022

Morning Star Balls

When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up

“Man my MORNING STAR BALLS are growing icicles”

by anonymous December 21, 2020

morning brewtine

Sipping not coffee after da cock crows.

Some people absolutely HAVE to follow their "morning brewtine" --- otherwise, they follow their morning BRUTEine --- i.e., they're a real "bear" to everyone around them without their initial caffeine fix!

by QuacksO April 26, 2025

good morning god bless

Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.

John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS

by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018

Morning Burger

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.

I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

by Hanumon March 19, 2024