second-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's great-grandchild.

My second-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

half-first cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin's son.

My half-first cousin-nephew is a good boy.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

irregular-septuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and thirteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-septuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

step-cousin-niece

1. The granddaughter of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgranddaughter of one's parent's sibling.
3. The granddaughter of one's stepparent's sibling.

My step-cousin-niece is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

My cousin is here

Menstruation has many euphemisms and here is one: My cousin is here.

The euphemism comes from"country cousin".

Someone may say"Aunt Flo is visiting", while others may prefer "My cousin is here" or "My cousin has come".

1. Spencer: Doctor, I think I'm pregnant cuz my cousin stops coming.

2. Javier: Hey, babe. How are you today? Why do you look upset?
Lydia: Oh, no biggie. It's just... My cousin is here and giving me cramps.

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

Cousin squared

Auntie Alpha and Uncle 1 have child ABC

ABC is your cousin
123 is the opposite family cousin

You have no direct relation to 123 beside being your cousin cousin
123 is a cousin squared

What do you call your cousin's cousin?

Cousin squared

by Condescending Loser April 17, 2024