val's cousin 

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.

wow i love val's cousin

val's cousin by xignotic April 14, 2025

That’s my cousin 

A manipulative & deceit tactic statement / phrase used primarily in the African American community when their significant other catches them making an inappropriate pass , cheating or attempting to set up a “hook up” with another individual indicating their current spouse is over reacting . This phrase is used by a narcissist to convince their spouse that they themselves are “crazy” & over reacting . If they accept that, it then covers up their behavior & they can continue to emotionally destroy their significant others confidence , makes them second guess their insecurities , and you can continue your fornication attempts .

Female : Why is this chick commenting on all your pics ? Who is she ?

Manipulator : “ B*tch, you are crazy. Get help. That’s my cousin. I’m sick of you . You are jealous and embarrassing. You look like a fool . That is my family . I have known that girl since childhood. I am seriously about to be done with you. I can’t take this anymore. I am not doing anything and you are just being stupid. I should go cheat because you keep saying I am so I might as well just do it. I’m leaving , I don’t even want to speak to you anymore or hear you crying . I don’t give a f*ck”!

That’s my cousin by Atlas Alcott September 18, 2025

half first cousin

Your half uncle/aunt's child

I hate my half first cousin, She is a bitch

half first cousin by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over. 

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.

Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over. by syafinaz? October 22, 2023

Kak Masyitah and Masturah is my cousin 

Kak Masyitah and Masturah is my cousin

Kak Masyitah and Masturah is my cousin

Kak Masyitah and Masturah is my cousin by sdinaz October 23, 2023

My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess. 

My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess. They protect me lol read the words carefully I guess. Oh well this got nothing to do with English Urban Dictionary stop talking shit because you might fail your exam Singapore girl.

My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess.

My mum and her siblings is cousin with Zsa Zsa Padilla. So don't support Urban Dictionary I guess. by sdinaz October 27, 2023

I think I have 3 rich Afghanistan cousin but not sure about that. 

It is a experience and new family made by my 77 family cousin. I think I have 3 rich cousin at Afghanistan maybe but I don't know.

I think I have 3 rich Afghanistan cousin but not sure about that.

I think I have 3 rich Afghanistan cousin but not sure about that. by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023