chocolate rain

a trapeze artist has diarrhea and shits on 23 people

chocolate rain.

by the cooler penguin27 February 15, 2022

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Rain Delay

When you’re trying to have sex with a girl, but you can’t because she’s crying.

Billy: “Hey, did you wait out the rain delay with Sally last night?”
Gio: “No, the bed was rained out. Hopefully she’ll give me a doubleheader today!”

by Woke Motherfucker May 9, 2023

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When a man delays receiving a blowjob because he needs to urinate first. His thoughtful consideration ensures a more comfortable and enjoyable experience for both parties, with the expectation that the favor will be honored later.

“We were getting into it, but I had to hit her with a golden rain check—no way I was gonna risk that kind of distraction.”
"She was all set to go, but I had to call a golden rain check. Came back refreshed and ready for round two.”
“Gave my girl a golden rain check last night. She actually thanked me for the courtesy.”

by HAL9002 February 5, 2025

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raine

raine this hard to explain i told her my most biggest secret at for a split second i thought she cared raine doesnt care infact shes fake atp shes so rude and wont say shit to ur face dint get me started on her friend summer omds raine used be nice but watch out she can change real quick i wish she believed me for a split second i love her i really do but u think smth is wrong oh well

ew its raine
hey raine

by starsky2011. July 27, 2023

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