by finn the manly man April 07, 2022
by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021
When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
by ShadowKiller147 January 01, 2019
by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022
Your morning boner, for boys.
by jiminsloml May 21, 2022