monday morning

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"
by finn the manly man April 07, 2022
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Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.
Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...
by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021
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Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
by ShadowKiller147 January 01, 2019
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Morning Wood

George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!
by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021
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morning wood

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.
Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation
by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022
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Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.
Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.
by jiminsloml May 21, 2022
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