Country Toads

Toads, but Country.

I am extremely attracted to Country Toads.

by slightlyshort :0 November 8, 2019

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Country Boy

Usually a teenage southern who speaks with a strong accent and wears square toed western boots despite never being on horseback. They drive lifted trucks because their cocks are small and fly confederate flags and claim "it's muh heritage." Country boys will spend 90% of the time trying to one up eachother on how country they are and 10% of the time fishing or hunting, which arent even strictly country things. They brag about how country boys like themselves can do anything when it comes to manual labour and fixing things, yet 9 times out of 10 they're the dumbest fucks on the jobsite.

Person 1: hey here comes that country boy that thinks hes a tough cowboy.
Person 2: while i pretend to like his ariats snatch his dodge hat.

by Anus Destroyer 69 September 10, 2021

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Not Country

A word individual that are out of touch with the genre people say about newer country artists that are new to the genre and aren’t fossils and weren’t born when the Vietnam War was happening

“Jelly Roll is not country because he’s not apart of my childhood and doesn’t sound like Hank Williams Jr and Waylon Jennings etc”

by The life of Rizzy March 15, 2024

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Free country

If your country is not a free country in a pandemic, it's not really an entirely free country, you're just being told it is a free country by the entity that controls your country.

Telling people they live in a free country is a good way to get them to comply with an agenda and turn them into obedient puppets. Nothing is free, you have to fight to get something. Compromise is a good way to lose who you are and any sense of rights that you have.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

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