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Dave

To evacuate a large amount of waste; to dump
I need to take a huge Dave
by Bildo June 15, 2022
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Dave Mustainetitis

It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”
You tried to take his balls…..”

-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis
by Vechiles4chldren April 25, 2024
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Coaster Dave

A small youtuber known only and i mean only for his straight track videos.
Coaster Dave’s New Straight Track Video Was Fire
by Sem12 February 4, 2022
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Chef Dave

A god among men, the only person that is keeping me at this cursed private school.
CHEF DAVE WHOOO
CHEF DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022
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Dave Parky

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals
Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?
by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021
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Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.
Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.
by Fort Dave June 1, 2018
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