Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.
Losing keys in your pocket
by BOHICA84 July 5, 2013
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After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed
I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.
by MirMuhFuca November 10, 2009
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The act of inserting limes into your partner's rectum, and you plus multiple other men ejaculate into the hole. Spoons are distributed, and the key lime pie is eaten
by Shrek33sander January 26, 2016
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Coughing or sneezing onto a vagina until it is covered with phlegm then proceeding to ejaculate for the whipped cream topping.
Guy: I gave this sexy Latina chick a Key-Lime pie last night.
by LovelyRotting June 20, 2015
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When you say a gay joke and its actually pretty nice.
Yo bro-key, James Charles is hot.
by MJxAugust May 11, 2020
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shit on some boys keyboard and than squish it into the keys
I just did a key krack on lewis!
by ozmosis25 March 11, 2018
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1. Opposite of low key
2. High intensity or desire; potentially unrestrained

The slang variant of high-key functions as an adverb and is typically used to describe a speaker's desires or emotions. High-key retains the dictionary definition of being high-intensity, not hidden, or not reserved, among others. Additionally, it can also indicate something that is overtly wanted or felt by the speaker.

In short, lowkey is used to describe a speaker's thoughts, feelings, and desires, and it means:

1: moderately: of low emotional intensity
2: secretly
"I high-key am totally into that girl"
by rsjf December 21, 2021
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