A slang expression used to describe a situation, plan, or circumstance that is rapidly deteriorating or falling apart, often in a messy or unrecoverable way. The phrase evokes the image of something crumbling or disintegrating, signaling that things have gone from stable to chaotic.
by anonymous/user December 9, 2025
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Lee: Frank, mate, can I have a word? Bruv.
Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv
Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,
Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.
Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.
Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
Frank: What's up, mate? You look proper worried bruv
Lee: Well My Girlfriends just turn blue and I think we might be having a baby. No more beers down the pub,
Frank: Shut up bruv your winding me up your life's over buv gutted LOL.
Lee: Init I know bruv LOL.
Frank; don't you just hate it when your Girlfriends just turn blue LOL game over bruv LOL.
Lee: LOL.
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