Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 10, 2019

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Skeet smack

When you bust a nut in your hand and slap ya girl in the face

Dale:yo man how’s ya girl
Eric: she great she said tonight she’s gonna let me skeet smack her!!!

by Bigdec6969 November 05, 2018

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gang smack

A gang smack is more than 3 people simultaneously slap-harassing the crap out of someone, or 5 guys doing crack together.

"Out let's gang smack that pidgewadger"
"Let's gang smack!"

by Mr dickshunery January 25, 2014

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smacked silly

Being very high after smoking a large amount of marijuana

Shawn: I was smacked silly last night cuz, I couldn't even get off the couch
Justin: I know, I was there

by Jayice March 28, 2014

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kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

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