Eat shit and die

When some jack off angers you, this is what the perfect phrase to go to.

"Your family tree must be a cactus cause everyone on it seems to be a prick!"

"Oh yeah? Eat shit and die bastard!"
by 'Mans not hot' August 26, 2019
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Die Laughing

Die Laughing the First- Noted Noveau Americano royale extraordinaire and metric ruler and shepherd of tweep.

His Most Excellentcy Die Laughing: Media monarch, known and acknowledged King of all Twitterati, lord and master of "followers," purveryor of mass mockitude, menace in mirth, Geekasaurus Rex, harddriver, dude and dad.

Historical meritous service unto his realm...capture and containment of the anomolous phylum known as the imbibalicious sweenusscotius homoerectus.

However, history also notes the kinKdom timeline of Die Laughing the First, know affectionately to his courtiers as "Irst-Fay," was just one dwarf short of a Felini film.
All hail His Royal Hindend, Die Laughing!!! Or die trying. Like now. Doo dah. Doo dah.
by ThatATsignLaCrabzilla February 20, 2010
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wenn einem spontan das bier ausgeht
Jo, sauf ma noch eins? eine runde bierpong?
Shit, ich hab die zechen in der wixxe!
by beerpilot12 April 28, 2021
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die woman

what you say to your ex.
Woman: I’m breaking up with you Darrel!
Darrel: die woman!
by BURNTCABBAGE April 25, 2021
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live die breathe

A depressed person (or someone who struggles with mental health issues) will never truly be at rest until they breathe their last breath. The moment they breathe their last breath they feel at peace and no longer have to deal with their ongoing mental struggles.
commonly know as ( . . . ) live die breathe
aka live. die. breathe.
by zezegy May 11, 2023
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Die

by AguyIcanttellwho March 07, 2022
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die

by 123four56789 September 28, 2022
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