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bloody simp

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️
Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!
by Yippeezz March 19, 2023
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Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
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bloody hitchhiker

It’s when a menstrating woman lays on her side with one leg in the air during sex. Her kneeing partner strattles her lower leg, her upper leg resting on his shoulder, and his thumb in her anus. For the more advanced man he will also rub her bloody clit.
That girl ruined my sheets after asking me to perform the bloody hitchhiker.
by BloodyGinger February 23, 2018
mugGet the bloody hitchhikermug.

bloody mary rim job

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job
by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019
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Bloody Hairy

A woman with an exceptional amount of pubic hair on her period without a pad or tampon...
When I got naked in gym class, the other girls looked in horror at my blood-stained pubic hair. It was a Bloody Hairy for sure.
by Illumicunti February 12, 2018
mugGet the Bloody Hairymug.

Oh bloody hell

Being on your period
by anonymous November 4, 2021
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Bloody Flowback

Bloody Flowback(noun) is the term used for the substance that comes out a woman when you are having intercourse. When she is "on the rag" once the male has had his fill and finished unleashing his manly fluids inside her, the red/white cum/blood that comes back out is Bloody Flowback.
"Aww man I got Bloody Flowback all over my parents new sheets!"
by KakashiBankai May 25, 2009
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