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bloody koobideh

n. The result when a man engages in coitus with a woman who is currently on her menstrual period.

v. The act of the aforementioned noun.
n. Dat girl didn't tell me it was that time of the month and for all of my work, I ended up with blue balls and a bloody koobideh.

v. Dat girl don't know it yet, but she is about to be koobidehed.
by DonkeyDung October 16, 2008
mugGet the bloody koobidehmug.

Bloody Dane

A term given to Red Heads. Around 1900, in a village close to the city of Liverpool, it was recorded that ‘if a redheaded man ventured to come to the door on New Year’s Eve as a ‘first-foot’, he was driven away and called a bloody Dane’.
did you see that man who walked into town this new years?
yeah he’s a bloody dane and needs to go!
by Bloody Dane January 23, 2022
mugGet the Bloody Danemug.

Bloody Tiger

When you whip a white person and blood erupts from the slashes and makes them look like a tiger with red stripes
Damn, she was wicked, gave me a bloody tiger and everything!
by Heyitsmarcus April 13, 2019
mugGet the Bloody Tigermug.

Bloody Paradox

Any zoomer or millennial that is hyper. Commonly making gay jokes and doing offensive bullshit. Common phrases are, "LMAO UR GAY!"
by anonymous April 30, 2021
mugGet the Bloody Paradoxmug.

Bloody Rocket

The act of having sex with a female partner and circumsizing your erected penis.
Dude! I got a Bloody Rocket last night right when I was going to go in!
by Shell Lickyurbottum June 14, 2013
mugGet the Bloody Rocketmug.

Bloody Hairy

The act of dipping bloody swollen hemorroidal tissue into a sexual partners mouth.

similiar to Tea Bagging But rather than ones balls this is the act of dipping ones Hemorrhoids into another's mouth, often bloody and hairy thus the definition "Bloody Hairy"
Last night was just dreamy, Randy gave me my first Bloody Hairy and it was more than I ever imagined it would be, better than a Hot Carl and Cleveland Steamer combined!
by Filthyrichie March 28, 2013
mugGet the Bloody Hairymug.

Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
mugGet the Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obamamug.

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