Austin

Is a fucking faggot who fucks a guy if he can. Also is a bitch and not a virgin.

Austin is a bitch

by cvtfgybhnjihugyfdrgfhtfdcrxbn January 17, 2019

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I’m just a sexy beast that loves Alissa

“Wow is that Austin”
Yeah he’s a sexy beast that is madly in love with Alissa”

by <3a+A November 23, 2021

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Austin

The dorkiest dork in history. He is a music nerd and always loses the girls. He get them quick but drops them quick too. He definitely isn’t the most stunning person in the galaxy. There are a few pros to this mess though; he is good at sports and will eventually get that sexy body that all girls love. And he will also become quite attractive in years to come.He will amount to good things in the future, but for now, he is a wimpy nerd.

Kid: Ewwww it’s austin!
Kid from the future: Don't worry he will turn out... eventually!

by Bobbysusie March 18, 2020

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austin

Little boy who is very thiccccc and claims he is mexican. not a ladies man and has small hands.

There goes Austin again eatin oreos....

by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 07, 2019

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The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.

"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."

by Jackass_Jayden July 05, 2020

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