Scale Squatter

A person who repeatedly checks their body weight multiple times a day, especially after using the restroom.

Tim: Where is Terry?

Tom: Probably checking his weight.

Tim: Has he been going to the gym or changed his diet?

Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.

by King Ricardo III May 19, 2023

Squirter Squatter

A lesbian or lesbian couple who occupies a residence without the homeowner's permission.

I came back from my vacation and found a couple of squirter squatters in my house.

We should totally Squirt Squat in this abandoned house.

by River Stone March 04, 2022