Salt Pyramid

The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.

Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."

A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"

B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."

by boogues September 8, 2016

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Pyramid guilting

Combines "pyramid" as in pyramid sales, and guilting, to provide a collective descriptor for all those items of social media content that seek to get themselves viral by exploiting human decency and empathy.

Individually they are generally good and moral, but as a collective phenomenon, they are experienced as moral blackmail and only cause empathy fatigue and insidious alienation from the causes they seek to promote.

That pyramid-guilt post was trying to suggest I wasn't loyal to my friends unless I liked, shared and copy-paste posted it to everyone.

Pyramid guilting is usually bad and wrong and 'poor me' attention-seeking but, just sometimes, it really is done for a sufficiently good cause.

by Osric_of_O October 2, 2017

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Poke Pyramid

1. A pyramid of pokes.
2. When IMing your friends, you might decide to spam them with this.
3. Used in a Poke War to win.
4. Total spam that is in the shape of a pyramid... containing the word: poke.

Example Of A Poke Pyramid:

poke

pokepoke

pokepokepoke

pokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke

pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
This is a complete Poke Pyramid. Also used as spam. :) This took me sooo long!!!!

by Katie Marie Bell October 25, 2011

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