Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"
1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.
2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.
2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."
Everyone else: "Yay!"
2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."
Everyone else: "Eww..."
Everyone else: "Yay!"
2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."
Everyone else: "Eww..."
by Mewsy July 02, 2009
When you put all the ingredients except the eggs into the pan first and cook them up before pouring the eggs in.
by Glitch Wulf January 20, 2020
A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.
Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.
Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!
Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!
by Fishysmells52 June 28, 2017
The act of someone proceeding to deep throat your dick so far down that your nuts rest on their chin, giving the illusion of two eggs resting on their face.
Man, my wife is awesome. She deep throats my cock like I'm going to die tomorrow. She really must really enjoy those chin omelettes.
by V3rt1g0 June 10, 2007
When you ride 7 deep in someone's Honda civic to a friends house and decide to buy a 30 pack of eggs to make omelettes, eat em, play party cake a couple hours and then proceed to shit them out on a certain snowdens doorstep. Yuuuuuup
You: Yo dude lets go lay some dirty omelettes tonight at the Snowdens house
Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though
You: your right, this Friday?
Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!
Friend: dude it's only Tuesday though
You: your right, this Friday?
Friend: so down, get off work at 8, just enough time to pick up a carton!
by The dirty omelette July 05, 2013
I totally gave girlfriend a french omelette and then we couldn't have breakfast... but hey im not complaining.
by ROTC October 19, 2007
Yeaaaa Let's go i think they're makin' omelettes!
I like makin' omelettes wet and loose.
I prefer makin' omelettes tightly packed.
I like makin' omelettes wet and loose.
I prefer makin' omelettes tightly packed.
by kisstheearth21 January 11, 2008