Oregon Lefty

A handjob delivered by a drunk prostitute in an alleyway with the left hand; not necessarily in Oregon.

"I had a bit of a bender last night after we hung out at the bar, ended up getting an Oregon Lefty."

by JerryOwO June 7, 2024

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tough lefty lead

Hopping around within the bases with the intent to distract and taunt a lefty with your lead

Jackie robinson's shinanigans on the base paths create a tough lefty lead

by Minnkon o ryan April 12, 2014

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leftiness

A gradual shift away from liberal or progressive causes, usually brought on by an election year.

The polician's leftiness became most apparent when, as camera's rolled, he started handing out bootstraps to the mostly crowd who, unforuntately, had no boots...

by steve garvey August 18, 2008

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lefty

Using your left hand to yank it especially if you are a right-handed dominant person

Tried giving myself a lefty the other day but had to switch to my right hand because i couldnt cum

by 187TEAM July 3, 2019

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A lefty is generally associated with paedophile enabling, celebrity worshiping, government teat suckling, champagne drinking, brainless, feckless, immigrant loving, self-loathing offense archaeologists. Who cant tell the difference between a man and a women.

Jeremy Corbyns Son: " Dad why are you such a lefty"
Jeremy Corbyn: " I cant help it son, i was born a thick cunt and i never evolved in this lifetime."

by APatchOfBrize December 29, 2021

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Leftie

someone who writes with their left hand and has many disadvantages in everyday activities like using guitars, writing in pen without smudging and using can openers. Also known to be Jews.

person 1: look he is a Jew
person 2: how do you know?
person 1: he is a leftie

by gueszmyname December 7, 2021

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