Jon Jonesing

To avoid fighting someone.

Diego wants to fight Yair but Yair is Jon Jonesing him.

by MMAmonkey8 June 11, 2025

Indiana Jonesed

When a person is sucking their thumb in their sleep, and you successfully replace their thumb with your dong without waking them.

My girlfriend was sleeping with her thumb in her mouth so I Indiana Jonesed her.

by Shaggytownsend February 27, 2016

Jonesing

Emitting a dramatically narcissistic, self centered personality, Believing genuinely that they are a perfect, godlike being.

"What an absolute joneser."
"Stop jonesing! You are not on top of the world!"

by KingChickenSandwich March 31, 2023

barnaby jonesed

When do some detective work. I barnaby jonesed his girlfriend

I barnaby jonesed his girlfriend

by Neener09 July 29, 2017

Jim Jonesed

Willingly but not knowingly participating one's own euthanization or extermination.

Hey they just got the vax. No they didn't, they just got Jim Jonesed

by Jobesd July 28, 2021