Jingle hell

Any mall during the Christmas season usually with many charity solicitors.

I want to buy her a gift but I want to avoid the jingle hells.

by Mel Feasance December 9, 2008

jingle balls

To exaggerate a compliment or try to make someone feel better by boosting their ego, or "jingling their balls"

A spirtual awakening from caressing ones ego.

A brown noser or suck up.

"Man I had to jingle their balls all day just to get them to work."

"Oh, here comes ol' jingle balls"

by Cthaman December 14, 2007

Jingle Horse

The N word for reindeers.

Person 1: Which Jingle Horse is your favorite?
Person 2: What the fuck did you just say.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX December 9, 2021

Jingle Fuck

The more extreme way of saying the word "Fuck", usually used in more serious situations to show you know you're screwed.

Moe: "Hey Man, did you remember to clean the house before Sally came over?"
Jake: "AH JINGLE FUCK!"

Teacher: "Okay class, turn in your essay's that are worth 40 percent of your grade."
Student: "ahh jingle fuck."

by KingKTheThird June 3, 2013

Jingle Belle

An "Xmas" shawty

"I can't wait to see my little jingle belle"

by jbam December 22, 2008

jingle pajamas

after having lazy sex while wearing pajamas and getting your cum mixed with her cum and getting it stuck to your pajamas, those pajamas are referred to jingle pajamas

Anthony: "damn dude my dick feels like it's stuck to my pajamas"

Jimbo: "what? why?"

Anthony: "i couldnt find a jiz rag in time"

Jimbo" "fuck man, you got jingle pajamas"

by non phixon June 23, 2010

jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013