iOS 18

For some reason because of the scale of the actual iOS 18 update, and the amount of celebrities cancelled around that time, a personal metaphor for overly restrictive, even by a little, safety measures that aren’t posted to Instagram due to the highlight reel effect. For example, Instagram banned adults from DM’ing teens under 18, or a dad telling his young adult son to always avoid hugging his young cousin of an opposite gender, including good morning and good night hugs, and going into his room when the door is open, unless with direct parental consent every time.

I blame me feeling as sad as when my crush moved away and got a boyfriend on “iOS 18”.

by LukeyBearUD December 3, 2024

NECRO IOS

One of the best phone players in a dead game called Critical Ops, known for toxicity and destroying noobs like Indians.

necro ios is a good player, would love to play with him one day.

by Big eef lols July 20, 2021

IO

Internal oral of the IBDP can be broken down to the following:
5 minutes of crying to my teacher
10 minutes of yap

5 minutes of me being struggled against like the chinese cultural revolution

John: I royally screwed up in my IO.

Mary: Oh same

by goddammit:/ March 27, 2024

io

incorrect way of "I" in spanish (which is "yo") since it sound the same

"io no quiero"

by avrz February 8, 2020

Exility iOS

A pro player from UK and the founder of xyonic who got mad once and kicked everyone from clan for losing vs ASiN, And broke his ipad while raging. And this guy never gives up and hes the coolest guy ive ever seen ngl.

Exility iOS is a pro

by hihihiitstweak March 9, 2021

Diep io

a Game

diep io is a game

by Table 278 YT January 28, 2023

IOS

Invisible Oji Syndrome - Caused by a false sense of importance and security given by Oji
Symptoms include; Vomiting, Erectile Dysfunction (Only Oji makes you hard), Random sensations of Oji on your skin (Worse than creepy crawlies), Random hallucinations of Oji, Death followed by resurrection by Oji (Rare)

If IOS is not cured within 7 days the patient will most likely experience seizures, shortly followed by death.
People who have died to IOS will be taken to the "Gokurakujyoudo"(極楽浄土) which is a place of salvation after death where the soul is cleansed by the Oji.

IOS is more common than you think. Oji is everywhere around us, the ground, the air, your mom. People around you may be suffering from IOS. Make sure to spread awareness. If you think you have IOS please call the Oji mutation control centre at [phone].

-Walter White: Gus Fring had been feeling Oji stroking his dick

-Jesse Pinkman: Oh yeah, Gus Fring has severe IOS.

by AlxandrFAL January 29, 2023