candlelight dinner

A glorified, self-inflicted power outage during which two individuals stare across an elaborately decorated table at one another and giggle in a repulsive manner while exchanging empty, flirtatious cliches. Expensive alchoholic beverages are usually consumed as well as a light, fancy meal that no one involved really notices. A two-candle illumination is the generally accepted method when having a candlelight dinner although Napalm Nancy (currently spending 12 years in prison for 8 counts of arson) shocked the romance experts by using 8 bunsen burners and 12 propane torches.
Usually reserved and overused for Valentine's Day, first dates and marriage proposals.

"Hey, um, so like you wanna come over to my house for a candlelight dinner? Maybe watch a movie afterwards or somethin', I dunno."

*moronic giggle* "Sure, Josh!"

by Tranquilizer Tom February 14, 2004

stuey cradle

the most dominating force in wrestling

the stuey cradle is ryans worst nightmare

by ryan burton February 4, 2008

Spice Candle

A blow job when a penis has been dipped or rubbed in curry powder or chilli based ingredient causing a fiery sensation on the lips and tongue.

"My boyfriend works in a curry house so sometimes I nip in for a lunchtime spice candle!"

by devilblunt October 16, 2013

roman candle

A particular firework that is about 1.5 ft long and shoots out 10-20 balls of colorful fire. Fun when used over a lake, more fun when used in enclosed, flammable spaces!

Holy shit! We just burnt down that house with a roman candle!! RRUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

by darkasassin_325 July 17, 2005

Cradle Dater

Someone who dates somebody much younger than themselves.

Russle Brand is a cradle dater because he married Katy Perry who is ten years younger.

by Sasha Ramsi June 21, 2011

Candleloping

When a person/individual is described as hovering around a candle with intent to extinguish the flame.

Candice is well-known for Candleloping around these parts.

by Maverick_80 November 14, 2011

candlefantic

a person who likes to eat candle wax
a person who likes to eat candles
a person who likes to eat burning candles
a person who likes to lick candles
a person who likes to suck candles

most likely the person has a candle fetish
sometimes the person could be gay or female, if they lick or suck candles

oh hey why are you eating that candle?

oh im just a candlefantic

by Alcat1 February 14, 2012