brown-bag it

when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down

Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*

by FreshHomie April 3, 2017

Brown bagged

To take your colostomy bag and hit/pour it on another person

He was so mad at his boss that he brown bagged him as he left.

by Scotterbug October 25, 2022

double brown bag

what I need to do to Vicki Dhime every time we engage in vigerous sexual activity.

i double brown bagged vicki last night....but cut a hole in the mouth

by suck my vagenis February 24, 2005