Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.

If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.

by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024

Doing a Bassett

When you need to leave to make nachos

Hey man can’t work back today I’m doing a Bassett

by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin October 29, 2020

to do a Leon Brasseler

to make a huge mess during lunch

to do a Leon Brasseler exemple:
Leo accidently drops some mushrooms next to his plate.
Leo: "Oh man! I just did a Leon Brasseler"

by Leo2323513 September 27, 2022