Transgender Fender Bender

When you get into a car accident and the person who hit you, or vice versa, is an old acquaintance who has transitioned since you last saw them.

“I accidentally tapped a cars rear bumper the other day, and guess who it was?”

“Lacy!”
“Yep, It was great to see her. To bad it was a transgender fender bender”

by gasp December 21, 2021

Bender Bending Rodrieguez

A robot from futurama, second funniest character on the show.

Bender Bending Rodrieguez: Shut up Zoidberg, the robot bending events are starting! The robots flex their robot muscles. Something tells me I could easily beat those trained professionals.

Bender Bending Rodrieguez: An open casting call for child robots? Tinny Tim? Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Tinny Tim: What's that sir?

Bender Bending Rodrieguez: That I, Bender, am perfect for the role!

Tinny Tim: You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly sir! He raises his crutch. Bravo!

by Teh_Prezel June 11, 2006

bender

a hockey player who skates with his or her ankles bent in.

A. that kid sucks.
B. yea hes a bender

by gongshow August 1, 2007

benders

A collection of homosexuals.

i.e. Do you know them two next door? They are a pair of benders.

by Paul Blue November 7, 2008

dong bender

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. Alludes to possible bending of the penis when having difficulting penetrating the anus during sodomy intercourse.

"Yeah, I saw that gay bar the other night. Those guys are all a bunch of dong benders."

by Shem May 15, 2003

Bender

1. The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Cures are a secure ankle tap at your local Walgreenz.

"I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender

by Bender22 November 30, 2006

YouTube Bender

Typically happens really late at night, often after coming home drunk, you find yourself watching video after video on YouTube.

Dave: What the fuck happened last night?
Sid: I don't know. I blacked out somewhere between Keenan Cahill and Josh Groban singing Kanye's tweets. YouTube Bender.

by KeenanKanye January 18, 2011