An extra large condom.
by TheRealAkagiPanda March 14, 2025
When you jerk off on her while she's asleep. Then she wakes up and has to pull the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.
Fed up with her passing out early night after night, Kevin delivered a candy wrapper to Patricia so fierce she took the sheets with her to the bathroom the next morning.
by Thirstybust December 01, 2023
A condom.
by honchell1235 June 05, 2018