party vest

An asian style red suede vest usually worn by the first person to get drunk at a party or person willing to party the most.

Exact origins are unknown; analysis reveals it smells funny.

Put away the axe, Ed has the party vest on.

by costas1 October 12, 2008

wine vest

When your body gets really warm from drinking alcohol, you’re wearing your “wine vest.”

I’m sweating so much after that cocktail party, it must be my wine vest.

by Hailrobonia July 16, 2019

Miyanna Vest

Tall independent woman normal containing bunions. Often has pockets full of juul pods or apples. Favorite flavor of popsicle is onion or big Luke.

That girl is all over big Luke and Onioun, must be a wild Miyanna Vest.

by Daddy sack love December 12, 2018

Subaru Vest

When two guys scissors butthole to butthole. So, their penis’s can stand erect next to each other. They then put condoms on so there’s no penis to penis contact. A woman then use a number 64 rubber band to join them together so she can insert them both into her vagina. A form of double penetration she can more comfortably control because she’ll be on top, in control riding the two penis’s at the same time.

Bro, she hot. We should see if she’s down for a Subaru vest.

by Fasho Fasho March 7, 2024

Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.

Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!

by therocker345 March 15, 2010

vested

money you can actually touch, or cash out as a paycheck/income

out of my $5000 in my 401(k), only 80% of it is vested, which means i can only take out at max $4000. my employer still holds the remaining $1000. the remaining $1000, will be mine after 6 months.

by anon03654643 January 13, 2023

fur vest

The biggest, hairiest guy in the bar. Especially when he is hitting on you or your friend.

"That fur vest looks great on Katie. I wonder if she'll take it home."

by snoddydoesntknow May 8, 2016