Stupid holiday that allows females to set high expectations for men to do something "romantic" with the consequence of not doing something getting yelled at for a year or possibly a break up. Also a day of happiness for single males, who don't have to purchase anyone anything and a day of depression for single females because they set impossible standards that nobody will be able to reach and don't understand why they are single
Single female: I'm so depressed cause it's Valentine's Day and I've never had a Valentine. Female in relationship: My boyfriend/husband better do something amazing for Valentine's Day. Single male: I don't have to buy anybody a present today! Male in relationship: Better do something romantic or I'll never hear the end of it
by hipster_chick516 February 02, 2012
A sad excuse for guys to get with girls sjust to get laid; girls will go along with it because they are stupid, and pathetic. By meeting a guy on valentine's day they will get with them because they think they are something special, and the idea of them spending this sad marketing ploy alone, is something they can't deal with.
Guy: Wanna be my Valentine? *Wanna bone?*
Girl: Yes indeed (I need someone to make me feel less lonely as I am extreamly pathetic)
Girl: Yes indeed (I need someone to make me feel less lonely as I am extreamly pathetic)
by Stephy February 19, 2004
Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic
Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok
by bigtallguy1292 February 09, 2008
Total crap. It's an annual reminder that nobody loves you, and that the only people who care enough to try and make it a semi-okay day for you is your parents, if you're lucky.
An ESPECIALLY terrible day for those without access to substantial amounts of alchohol.
An ESPECIALLY terrible day for those without access to substantial amounts of alchohol.
Girl (sees couple being all lovey smushy and crap for everybody to see) : Oh go ahead, carry on. Don't mind me! I'm just gonna go kill myself, and no one will care because it's Valentine's Day and no one loves me. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet life.
by sweeetlife February 12, 2011
Hey dude whatudoin on valentine's day
I'm going out for lunch with family, dinner with friends and then I'm going to walk my dog!
Wow! That's such a cool way to spend valentine's day!
Ikr
I'm going out for lunch with family, dinner with friends and then I'm going to walk my dog!
Wow! That's such a cool way to spend valentine's day!
Ikr
by greenavocado February 15, 2020
Me:wanna slay
Her: its Valentine’s Day
Me:yeah have a play and a slay
Her:ok :)
Me:happy valentines day :)
Her: its Valentine’s Day
Me:yeah have a play and a slay
Her:ok :)
Me:happy valentines day :)
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