traffic jam

when you don't receive any of your texts because too many people are texting you at once causing a traffic jam in the phone lines. generally used as an excuse because nobody has texted you.

hey did bob text you? .. no theres a traffic jam going on

by fpf! December 6, 2010

Ghost Traffic

When you're driving slowly through traffic and then it suddenly clears up, no crash, no event, the traffic just starts mysteriously moving again.

I was late stuck in ghost traffic on the Hwy 17

by Deric Horn June 18, 2016

Traffic Jam

When you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl's pussy (small end first), making the walls of her cunt begin to rip and bleed. Then you put your asshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. After that, you take a piss into the stretched, diarrhea filled vagina, and stir it around with your dick till it is thoroughly mixed. If, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly Poo Stew you created.

That bitch wouldn't stop crying after I gave her a Traffic Jam.

by CreamyCummy July 6, 2011

traffic jamming

When you're stuck in traffic listening to the radio and you notice the car next to you listening to the same station. You both roll down your windows and start jamming.

I rolled up next to a guy in traffic today listening to the same song on the radio, so I rolled down the window and we started traffic jamming.

by chuckgregory February 24, 2010

Bukkake Traffic

The line of guys that forms when they're waiting to ejaculate as a group on the face of a woman.

*Somewhere in Japan nearing 5:00 p.m.*

Japanese Jeff: Gooooosh, I can't believe the back up of bukkake traffic here.

Japanese Pierre: It's like this every day during rush hour.

by spaghetti016 October 7, 2010

sacramento traffic

RETARD CENTRAL!! Full of Non Driving Fucks

During my two mile drive through Sacramento Traffic, I avoided three crashes and hit every red light because the dumbass in front of me slows down until he sees the pretty yellow light come.

by CraZy E August 16, 2006

Traffic Jam

When you're on your way to your first music gig when your car runs out of gas. So, you play your instrument(s) until help arrives.

Person 1: Dude your late, where have you been?

Person 2: My car ran out of gas. I was stuck on the freeway. But I did make a traffic jam.

Person 1: Ahh. Failing in style.

by ZCrackPack March 11, 2014