TILE - (pronounce tilay) -Take It Like an Elk - familiar to certain government employees at an unnamed DoD site in Richmond, Va
He is a manly man - he can TILE
by fayewray June 13, 2024

Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.
Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.
by Thatweirdcrazyguy September 30, 2020

when you mostly text another individual from the bathroom for whatever reason. a many bathrooms have tiles. usually a close friend but can also be someone you are texting in secret.
by tardilady March 4, 2025

by TotallyNotTineRgr8 September 21, 2022

by Froa May 19, 2023
