tammy harper

Extremely sexy , mysterious intelligence in mind heart,body and spirit. Faithful trusting lovable and friendly until betrayed. Look out!!

IF YOUR A PEPPER I'm A PEPPER BUT BEING A TAMMY HARPER IS BETTER lol

by Drecleo December 19, 2016

harper nose

A nose so large you can use it to penetrate a pussy.

Lady: I want a Harper nose tonight.

by Leviathan February 13, 2017

Eris Harper

Me. Quirky at times, and always fun. Rowdy and willing to get dirty, but cleans up and gets the job done. Eris is the perfect person to date if you love going on adventures. She will date almost anyone, no matter the gender. Come down if you want the booty!

lol i can't take it! HAHAHAhaha lol i love my name, and this is all true. Eris Harper. Me.

by Enidied April 18, 2019

Nigel harper

He have a small ass dick that I can’t even suck his dick. I can’t even grip it and his dick can’t even stretch my Pussy and he is fine asf

That he ruined my marriage Nigel Harper

by Jordan Harris September 3, 2018

Harper Nordin

Much like the normal Harper, Harper Nordin is smart, funny, and opinionated. However he is not a girl. Harper Nordin may not be the most likeable person but once you get to know him he loves you platonically. However he is quite sensitive and is quick to anger but over all if you have a Harper Nordin in your life you are lucky.

Harper Nordin is a bit abrasive but once you get to know him he’s a good friend

by Wiegehts October 31, 2018

matthew harper

the most sweetest kind hearted man. he’s different from other people. he has his own little thing. he’s caring. he’s handsome. he has beautiful blue eyes. he’s absolutely perfect.

i wish matthew harper was mine

by soove October 28, 2019

Thelma Harper

The main character on the 80's cult classic sitcom Mama's Family. Portrayed by Vicki Lawrence as an elderly matriarch in small Midwestern Raytown, Thelma "Mama" was a sharp-tongued bitch who often "belittled anything anythbody tried to do most of all her kids". She had a fiery temper and a very dysfunctional family. She has strained relationships with her family which she has struggled all her life, starting with her late mother, during her marriage which it's suggested her late husband was an alcoholic, and continuing into the presentwith her kids and grandkids. Thelma can often be seen cleaning and cooking in the show. She has an immaculate house with flamingos and furnished with antiques that stayed in excellent condition. But she keeps some kind of Hell going all the time.

Thelma Harper can also refer to any ill-tempered bitch who puts people down unmercifully, especially a middle to old aged woman.

I can't stand her grandmother. She's such a Thelma Harper. She done called me a bum and made comments about my long hair. She even said her dust mop looked better than my head and even proceeded to come up behind me and spray bug spray in my head because she thought I had lice. Bitch don't even know me and she thinks I'm a bum. I can't stand that Thelma Harper bitch!

by mama'sfamilynut1983 April 4, 2013