St. Johns College Highschool

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.

Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.

by jawnster January 23, 2024

StJohn

A legend, born from the shadows, some call him Super Sexy StJohn, others call him long shlong John, to the blind he's the sight, to the deaf he's the sound and to the intelligent he's sexy. All StJohns share one thing in common and that's their passion for not giving a fuck

StJohn is sexy

by Exitkerb November 22, 2021

StJohn

StJohn is an incredible guy, who is very intelligent and picks up new skills quickly. He is handsome and athletic without being too cocky, and lights up a room with his charm and humour. He can sometimes be a little introverted but he comes out of his shell for people worth talking to. Anyone who is friends with or in a relationship with a StJohn should feel very lucky, as they are as extraordinary and rare as the unique spelling of their name.

"I had no idea that guy was so funny! And handsome! I guess some guys really have it all!"
"Yeah, he was a total StJohn"

by Anonymous-Unknown November 24, 2021