Chinga tu sofa

Spanish for 'Fuck yo couch'

Pedro was pissed off at Juan, so he started jumping on Juan's couch screaming, "chinga tu sofa!"

by Minnizzle November 02, 2006

to slip off the sofa

a lesbian term to define how attracted you are to another girl.

that gina gershon makes me wanna slip off the sofa

by rooder June 05, 2003

cheesy sofa bread

a girl that has pimples on vagina that have the potential to pop while one eats it out. if they do...

"jamie has a little cheesy sofa bread thing goin on..."

by chris sheffler December 04, 2007

Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual

A person (Be they Straight, Gay, Lesbian, or Other) who will sleep with either sex just so they can have a sofa to sleep on (i.e. A roof over their head).

Reason for the definition and term Sofa sexual, Sofasexual is. I observed a guy once who swore up and down he was gay, But a week later I saw him hanging all over a girl (acting all boyfriend girlfriend like with her), just so he could have a sofa to sleep on.

by Roadiesteve February 06, 2010

Sofa King Retarded

A Dangerdoom song inspired by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Video Ouija.

- Hey, say this fast: I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed!
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.

by Sofa Queen September 05, 2007

New Yorker's Sofa

A large pile of trash bags on a curb forming a large cushion which one could sit on. When you're drunk, lost and your wallets been stolen, the city provides.

"Hey, what it do my cracka jacka, wanna bump?" "Yeah sure homie, I see a New Yorker's Sofa right over there, perfect to relax ourselves upon while bumping the dankest of dope."

by AssFurter August 31, 2016

Sofa King Retarded

An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)

U r sofa-king-retarded

by Ali and Najeff April 11, 2003