Ben: "Dude, did you see that? He just did a pop shove-it sex change in that half pipe!"
Jake: "Oh no...the skate park might want to kick him out for that, I dont know if the owner is a liberal."
Jake: "Oh no...the skate park might want to kick him out for that, I dont know if the owner is a liberal."
by KenSey June 26, 2008

PERSON 1 "Hey man, you were horrible at your basketball game the utha day."
PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."
PERSON 2 "You know what... Shove a straw in a juicebox and suck it."
by yay area grl26 June 15, 2009

by McDonnell Douglas MD-11 June 12, 2018

An insult to any guy that makes you look weak or retarded, so shoving a lightsaber up their anus will make it look like they had a laser erection. Who's the retarded one now?
Darth Vader: Luke, I told everyone that I am your father.
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
Luke: Shove a lightsaber up your ass.
*shoves lightsaber up vader's ass making it look like he has a laser dick.*
Darth Sidious: You could have fucked Padme like that
*vader fucks sidious with laser dick, sidious dies.*
by shitless sam April 24, 2018

by captainclutch October 25, 2011

You can go shove yourself up your ass.
by Random person behind a LCD October 21, 2020

Hey! go "shove it up your ugly ass."
by spiritual ass August 3, 2017
