Samsung phone

pile of horseshit that have shitty cameras. Shit battery.

Friend:Samsung phones are better then iPhone

Me: kill yourself

by Samsung’s…dogshit July 16, 2021

samsung

unnecessary. stupid. worthless.

Player: I own a samsung
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat slag.

by I HATE SAMSUNGS May 23, 2023

Samsung waifu

The new Samsung virtual assistant. She is hot.

Rule 34 artists are fast, they did the Samsung waifu.

by Slimecode June 2, 2021

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

Allison America Beatriz Christina Ferrera Is Also Known As Samsung's Chief Executive Officer For Niclelodeon

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

Samsung Switch

A sexual technique.

When is having sex with an expensive Japanese prostitute and goes ass to mouth for an additional fee.

"I pulled a Samsung Switch on her after I jizzed, and she didn't even gag. Made sure to tip her well."

by RokubiVoid June 25, 2016

Samsung fridge

Best gaming device ever

Yo wanna play on my Samsung fridge

by ScallywagBoi February 24, 2022

Samsung

A phone praised for being “better” than Apple branded phones. (of which also have their own cons) Similar to Apple, Samsung phones deteriorate over time, faster yet than Apple, surprisingly. Comes with unoptimized and clunky apps, with a side of bad battery.

Samsung phones are mid. (I’ve done my research.)

by unused username February 14, 2024