Reid’s Dream Date

General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.

Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!

Reid’s Dream Date by Joe Is The Name December 15, 2019

Reid Middle School

Ghetto school with a bunch of nic addicts and pot heads. People are pretty judgemental, teachers hold the bathroom door as they smell your shit. There is a fight every day over the most stupid shit. There are some nerds and normal kids but no one knows them. The band teacher is great though.

Randy- "where you go to school?"
Jasmine-"Reid Middle School"
Randy- "Lets smoke weed"

Reid Middle School by brosksks December 5, 2020

Reid Evans 

Reid Evans, born Feb. 14th, 1983 in Poughkeepsie New York is known worldwide as the first man to hold the record of bicycle tires changed in one day. Reid changed a record 531 flat tires in 24 hours on April 6th, 2004 in front of two judges from the Guiness Book of World Records. It is said that his hands were bleeding by tire 316, and after he had completed the record, he could not move his fingers for over a week. He has now held the record for well over two years, having not had one single attempt to defeat said record. When asked whether or not he planned to attempt to break this record, he answered: "For the sake of my fingers, I hope I never have to do that again."

Holy Shit! Did you see Reid Evans changing those tires?

Reid Evans by Kelsey Sugamama November 17, 2006

Reid middle school

Reid middle school is a place full of petty bitches and boys who think their the shit, People getting into fights 24/7 with the “bad bitch” when she’s really not a bad bitch at all, it’s pretty simple actually

“You go to Reid middle school?, you got any fight vids?”

Reid middle school by loony_looserx December 11, 2019

Reid can’t clutch 

This is the most common phrase to use when playing video games. Most often, we see this in the popular game of Tom Clancy’s: Rainbow Six Siege and less common in the newest Call Of Duty, Call of duty: Modern Warfare. The player Ghilliepro379 (also referred to as “disabled”) has been carried by his teammates to platinum rank in Rainbow Six siege. He claims he is the best player but as we know, stats don’t lie. His infamous teammates (most famous Okiemommo) are the most frequent person to use this phrase. The phrase is most often used when Ghilliepro379 is the last person alive in any elimination game mode. In the life we know it, “Reid can’t clutch” are the truest words the world have ever seen.

*1v3 in Rainbow Six siege*

Okiemommo: “Reid can’t clutch“ *ghillipro379 dies and loses the game*
Teammates: “good game guys”

Reid can’t clutch by Toasty nut June 29, 2020

Reid middle school

A school with a bunch of lazy bastards and nicotine fiends and ignorant teachers who hold the door open while you pee. A school full of crazy bitches and if you don’t have nic your dead to me hoe.

“Reid middle school is like working in a trash can”

Reid middle school by That sexy bitch Karen December 10, 2019

Reid's Moustache 

An area of facial hair on a man's face, that not only proudly boasts of musical prowess, but serves as a precursor to the legendary icon that is the man with the facial hair.

BOY 1: DUDE, look at that guy rip on bass! He's owning it!

BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.

BOY 1: Dude.

Reid's Moustache by JustMeGirl October 23, 2011