hoe-radar

a signal sent up in the brain that alerts you if the person you're looking at is a hoewhore,slut,bitch. everyone has this signal. yes, even girls. why do you think guys go after all the hoes? well the hoe-radar of course. you see guys don't care what the hoe looks like, just as long as the hoe-radar goes off.

for instance:
when you walk in the mall and you see this girl aka.hoe. walk up you may get a signal that she is a hoe.

also:
while at the mall, two guys asked jordan her name. Of course they sensed the hoe-radar.

and:
boy: MAN GIRL! my hoe-radar sensed you a mile away. lets get jiggy.
girl: WTF?!?!?!?!

by Danizzle, Hizzle. May 28, 2007

Ukrainian Radar Detector

Ukrainian Radar Detector (noun): A speeding vehicle which when followed, acts as a radar detector for the vehicle behind it, by being detected at radar traps and pulled over, thus allowing the following vehicle to pass the radar trap.

Etymology:

-The premodifier "Ukrainian" is in place to denote the low-budget, hack-job, ghettoness of using a "Ukrainian radar detector"

-The head of the noun, "radar detector" is used ironically in that the vehicle does not actually detect radar waves, but simply distracts the police for the vehicle behind it.

Driver: "There's a speed trap ahead, we'd better follow another speeder so he can be our Ukrainian radar detector."
Ukrainian: "Yes! Ukrainian radar detector is best radar detector!"

by Viktor Yanukovych January 25, 2014

ass radar

An uncanny sense of just whose ass you need to kiss to get ahead.

As I watched from across the room her ears perked, her eyes scouting the room while her head bobbed like a bleep on a screen....her ass radar was telling her just where she needed to plant her lips.

by boooolie November 18, 2009

Fly Under the Radar

When your about to have sex with a woman doggy style and the woman has a fat ass. To reach the pussy you must lift up her butt cheeks and fly under the radar to have sex. This can also happen when a woman have a f.u.p.a and you have to lift the f.u.p.a up to reach her pussy.

Greg: Dude your girlfriend has a fat ass! What is that like when you bang her from behind?
Jack: Well I have to Fly Under the Radar to reach her pussy.
Greg: Oh My God.

by brendonb87 June 9, 2011

Mexican radar

The act of peeing and walking at the same time. Normally done in a more rural or in a wide open field.

Person 1: ah dang I gotta pee but I gotta get back to the lake soon.

Person 2: just mexican radar, no one is around.

by Bradywinsall July 31, 2010

Booty Radar

The thing girls use to see if guys want the booty or not

Ben thought Sam was hot so he tried to get on her booty radar

by Ranger_40 July 30, 2015

Cock Radar

When a male masturbates quickly, so he ejaculates prematurely, causing a spray pattern from his penis, making a large amount of splashing noises, giving a man the ability to see in the dark.

"Using his cock radar, Jimmy jacked off in the dark to find the toilet so he could use the bathroom."

by Jizztasticmolecule October 17, 2008