Off One's Base

adj. A person that is crazy or behaving in idiotic ways

"you are so off one's base"

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back

by Just the tips November 4, 2018

Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.

Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?

by Batch One Off October 15, 2021