little fat munchkin

a small person who is on the tubby side and slightly over weight usually with red cheeks
when the small person gobs of at you you say fuck off you little fat munchkin or i will knock fuck out of you
by mick nicholson August 06, 2007
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four foot munchkin

a person stalks irish people, and is very short and stares at peoples computers and waits for them at buses and wear cheap and shit jewerly. Also finds peoples names out on facebook during class and adds them.
girl: hey david added me
girl2: oh did you have ur facebook up in class
girl: yeahhh
girl2: oh hes a four foot munchkin then
by irishlianneandcourts March 29, 2011
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25 munchkins for 2 dollars

when a women gobbles up the testicles of 12 and a half men and throws 2 dollars on the ground for them to fight for. while this is happening the women is pleasuring herself.
by hrsaewaebr April 20, 2011
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Rusty munchkin

Refers to an old stripper who likes it rough and without lube (rusty) (munchkin) old but she ain't afraid to do no positions eigther cuz she's super flexible and longable
Person 1:Me and Trevor are going down to the whore house to try and get a rusty munchkin

Person 2:Nah mate that's dirty

Person 1:I like um old and maluable
by Drip drip wet wet October 15, 2018
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Munchkin Princess

An unforgettably adorable ball of fun - most commonly used to describe the girl of one's dream.
by slashjammy October 02, 2015
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jelly munchkin

The jelly munchkin is the same thing as a jelly doughnut except it is done with a midget.
Hey Mike, Todd did the jelly munchkin with little sally
by Sticky whistle teeth June 24, 2017
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Dutch Munchkin

The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.
Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh
by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. March 23, 2024
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