little fat munchkin

a small person who is on the tubby side and slightly over weight usually with red cheeks

when the small person gobs of at you you say fuck off you little fat munchkin or i will knock fuck out of you

by mick nicholson August 7, 2007

four foot munchkin

a person stalks irish people, and is very short and stares at peoples computers and waits for them at buses and wear cheap and shit jewerly. Also finds peoples names out on facebook during class and adds them.

girl: hey david added me
girl2: oh did you have ur facebook up in class
girl: yeahhh
girl2: oh hes a four foot munchkin then

by irishlianneandcourts April 14, 2011

25 munchkins for 2 dollars

when a women gobbles up the testicles of 12 and a half men and throws 2 dollars on the ground for them to fight for. while this is happening the women is pleasuring herself.

i want 25 munchkins for 2 dollArs to night

by hrsaewaebr May 10, 2011

Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020

jungle munchkin

A 'jungle munchkin' is that friend who can swing from tree to tree like nobodys business but is around 5' tall.

Holy shit that kid just tarzanned his way across those trees, what a jungle munchkin.

by AWildShrimp March 22, 2017

munchkin hump-myback

a specific position requiring the following

3 munchkins (small children or very short people will do)
1 female
a pound of hersheys chocolate (no nuts)

1. 2 munchkins lather themselves in melted chocolate
2. the choco munchkins jump on the female and start pleasuring her
3. the other munchkin melts more chocolate in the microwave
4. while the choco munchkins hump the female the 3rd pours chocolate all over them.
5. they all have sex in a puddle of melted chocolate

yo i totally rented some munchkins yesterday for a munchkin hump-myback. i had the best time ever.

by dubble A May 22, 2008

Dutch Munchkin

The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.

Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh

by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. March 23, 2024