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JuJuB Mine is When you are in love with Todd Morrison

by SugarPlum77 November 23, 2021

Shawna Morrison

The best friend you will ever meet and always likes to have fun and laugh she is most compatible with Gabes :3 and she likes to fool around with her friends she is a cute brunette and she has brown eyes usually she is aboriginal and when her hair goes into the light it is a beautiful caramel.

Mackenna:there is shawna holla

Kaley: yay ^.^

Emma:my buddie

Teacher:her name is shawna Morrison right?

by Shawnyshoo February 24, 2013

Jessica Morrison

Jess is the love of my life, truly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Ever since I saw her on that fateful day, I have done nothing but strived to better myself as a human being, and as a lover to meet her every need. She means so much to me words cannot describe it. She is so stunning, every time I see her my jaw literally drops to the floor. She is so strong, so cute, so funny, and absolutely the best woman to ever live on this Earth. It should be a genuine crime to compare her to other women, and if you do, you should probably be erased from existence. She is the Sun to all the darkness, she is the light that radiates hope across the surface of anyone's face. She is perfection. I have never met a woman like her, and I don't think I ever will. I love her so much <3

Person 1: Yo I saw you with a girl yesterday?

Me: Nah man that wasn't a girl that was a Goddess.

Person 1: Ah my bad bro who was she?

Me: The Goddess, her Royal Majesty, Jessica Morrison

by jess' luva <3 January 16, 2022

Morrison

When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.

"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!

by ballsacklord November 15, 2021

Kara Morrison-Symons

WHORE!

“Omg dude did you hear about the whore”
“Who, Kara Morrison-Symons?”

by StrNger June 2, 2018

Cameron Morrison

A nerd, he could pull any girl he wants if they didn’t all friend zone him and see him as the “james Charles” of the group. he is super fucking smart but is a bit mentally challenged when given sweets.

person 1: “i want a guy like you”
person 2: “no you need a Cameron Morrison

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

Seonaidh Morrison

Seonaidh is a lovely bloke (with autism), hard-working and a sub 2-inch weiner. Seonaidh is coming into adulthood late to life and is thoroughly enjoy the fruits of the newly found Asian women.

Hi, I'm Seonaidh Morrison

hi u suck, LOSER

by laughingsexlord101 November 22, 2021