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Good Morning and God Bless

A Good Morning and God Bless is when one eats their breakfast (usually an egg salad sandwich and coffee) well taking a shit.
Hila: "Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
Ethan: "Good morning and God bless Hila!"
by ZUCCING ZOINKS May 22, 2018
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A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.
Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?
by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018
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Good Morning God Bless

When someone takes a dump and consumes coffee and breakfast at the same time.
Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Good morning God bless Hila!
What?
It's a good morning God bless Hila!
What are you doing?
*opens door*
What do you just open the door on people when they're taking shits? I'm doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.
by réeeee May 22, 2018
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good morning and god bless

Ethan and I ritually good morning and god bless. It makes for a great start to the day.
by Big dawg 1895 May 24, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom! What are you doing?"
Ethan: "Hila, wudduyou just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a Good Morning and God Bless! I need another 20 minutes at least!"
by mrcoper May 22, 2018
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Good Morning, Your Majesty

A formal greeting to greet the Queen of the Darling world; this phrase is usually spoken by the Old Man, or occasionally the Leaves Old Man in a song. The tune is recognised throughout the Palace and is one of the most recognisable songs in modern history.

Often, it is spoken not in the morning but rather late at night when the Queen is reading in bed. This may be confusing but most Palace members are used to it.
song
Good Morning, Your Majesty, Da Daaaa...
Da Da Da Da,
Da Da Da Da!

Notation - each note corresponds to one syllable
Every new line is a start of a new bar (4/4 time)
The symbol % is used to signify a crotchet's rest

C
F F % C
E C E %
C C % C
C Bb A %
% C C Bb
F
by magneticpoo September 14, 2024
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Very good morning

An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good.
Person 1: "Very good morning my friend"

person 2: "what?"

Person 1: "It's An expression that claims the Morning is very Good, instead of just good."

person 2: "Very Thank you for explaining this to me my friend"

Person 1: "what?"
by Quasar Logarithm Omega Artemis December 1, 2021
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