Morrison of doors

Construction Unit: an lethal overdose amount of doors

Person 1: what happened here?

Person 2: there was an accident.
Person 1: please explain.
Person 2: the cops came and left behind this Morrison of doors for me to clean up.

Person 1: where’s the front door?

by Jen Bird October 3, 2023

Morrison

When you're at an event such a sporting match or concert, and need to defecate, but choose to hold it in rather than queue up for the toilet. Inevitably you end up shitting yourself, but you lie about it to your mates.

"Aw fuck, did you see shit running down Damo's pants after the Broncos last weekend? He was in full denial! That's a proper Morrison, ay!

by ballsacklord November 15, 2021

Mr. Morrison

This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".

If you need something built, call Mr. Morrison.

by GrandpaBen September 25, 2020

Jayln Morrison

spoken for, there's only one woman that truly understands him and excepts him for who he is and he will never be alone as long as he has her

jayln morrison is the lucky one

by Dylan Sinns October 20, 2023

Cameron Morrison

A nerd, he could pull any girl he wants if they didn’t all friend zone him and see him as the “james Charles” of the group. he is super fucking smart but is a bit mentally challenged when given sweets.

person 1: “i want a guy like you”
person 2: “no you need a Cameron Morrison

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

Morrison

That Nigga

Morrison Is a Nigga That Don't Go Tor shit

by anonymous48484737 November 20, 2023

Jen Morrison

Jen Morrison ( a nickname for the actress jennifer Morrison) is a middle aged actress who is drop dead gorgeous in every way. She is the kindest soul you will ever meet and if you are a fan of her then congratulations!! You idolize one of the most influential, amazing, beautiful woman in the world

“I Stan Jen Morrison”
Oh, so you have good taste in idols

by Ilovejen12 September 27, 2021