cosmetic measures

A term used to describe short term solutions for long term problems to gain popularity or people's attention.

Millions of rupees spent as cosmetic measures in schools rather than fixing the curriculum and hiring qualified teachers.

by ordinary_guy August 28, 2016

measure meter

meter.

"two measure meters"

by hydorus shui October 3, 2023

TG Measurement

The distance between someone’s taint and the ground. Typically used when measuring for pants.

Rusty needed a pair of khakis. His TG Measurement was 25 inches.

by MonkeyB95 October 1, 2023

The L measurement

A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.

Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.

by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015