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child labor

child labor is the best way to learn
by bigguywithbigbrain December 29, 2023
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Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.
1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."
by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021
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meenial labor

(of work) not requiring much skill and lacking prestige.
Mic heal Wagner has been enslaved in meenial labor.
by Swagner1323 September 19, 2021
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Penis Labor

An activity that is performed by the penis.
Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!
by FricePine July 17, 2021
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Goat Labor

goat's doing labor on a Sunday afternoon
Go back to Goat Labor!!

Father, the goat just did Goat Labor.

The goats are crying, they have done too much Goat Labor!

The goats work in a prison yard doing Goat Labor.
by pure rage March 10, 2022
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Labor Pivot

Labor Pivot: The act of saying fuck it to your job due to Covid stay at home protocols. Labor Pivoting involves but not limited to, online gaming, daily food delivery’s and wearing clothing only from the waste up for zoom meetings.
Jane the librarian: “I use to love working with kids during story time and the Dewey decimal system…but after this Covid bullshit I’ve done a complete Labor Pivot and I am much happier.”
by CLINCHFIELD April 9, 2022
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labor shortage

what elites say when people aren't lining up by the hundreds to work for pocket change
" bob declared there is a labor shortage after he was unable to hire anyone to work for his construction company for the rate of $4/hour"
by superduperpasta July 23, 2025
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